How many tries and different cable guys....

Does it take to get new cable for the Sopers?

So far 5 tries and 4 different guys.

yes,I rhymed that on purpose.

Stole this from Tracie...

I know it wont be as good as hers though! LOL



*Top Ten Things I would Rather Be Doing than Sleeping with David Letterman*

#10.Changing Jude's pants.

#9.Changing Ellie pants.

#8.Watch that new show Trauma.Seriously? Put out my eyes.

#7.Step on the fingernail clippings that I left on the bathroom floor.

#6.Shop-vac the car.(Guess what Im doing this weekend)

#5.Wax my eyebrows.(Guess what ELSE Im doing this weekend)

#4.Get a mullet.

#3.Wake up.

#2.Be a participant in or watch any organized sports.

#1.Sleep with David Caruso.

Open letter to my Zits.

Dear Zits,

You have been with me since I was about 15.We have had a long,tiresome,and completely parasitic relationship.

Now,I realize everyone needs a home,and I respect that.I gotta tell ya though-youre a CRAPPY roommate and Ive had enough.

Im giving you notice.You have until October 16th to vacate the premises.Let your friends and family who might be visiting soon also know,that they are no longer welcome.

Thanks for reading this.I wanted to have it notorized to make it official,but the kids are napping and Im not waking them up.

Formerly known as your breeding ground,

Stephanie

Am I the only one...

Who is completely freaked out by the new lead singer of Journey?

All I can say is....

I get DVR on October 16th.

Support Schmapport

Ok...so I need new bras,one of the downsides of losing weight.So I brought some pretty ones from Victorias Secret.Theyre all pretty and cute and I feel like a million bucks in them until I bend over.WHOOPS! The girls are loose!

Correct me if Im wrong,but for $42 shouldnt they be a little bit more supportive? I mean for $42 I can buy a kid from a third world country to walk around behind me and hold them up.....Ok-maybe not,but you get my point.

Boots n noodles

I really miss blogging. I dont know why I dont do it more often.It is probably because I am crazy busy with the kids.Ellie is like a little blue streak,I can barely keep up with her.Right now she is only in a diaper and a pair of rain boots that are 4 sizes too big.Try taking them off of her and she will hurt me.Its not pretty.She is also carrying around a pack of noodles.As soon as she saw me coming she threw them and sat down and refused to let me take her pic.I fooled her though-even though it is blurry I got it!

Im in a quandry with Jude,he just wont potty train.He does ok with "#1" but "#2" is not happening in the potty,period.Not even once.He turned 4 in June,and I have tried everything short of chaining him to the toilet and nothing works.Makes me wonder how I did when I was little,maybe I should ask my Mom.LOL

Well,the kids I have noticed my attention is elsewhere and theyre starting to break things,so ends this installment.