If you're my friend on Facebook you may have already seen these-but I had to share these on my blog.
...conversation with Ellie last night:
Me: (while I sweep up the dry oatmeal she spilled) Ellie,you sure made a huge mess!
Ellie: I didnt make that mess!
Me: My heiney you didnt make this mess! ...Ellie: I didnt make this mess on your heiney mommy!
Another conversation with the kids last night,talking about our spaghetti sauce.
Jude: Does the sauce have meatballs?
Me: No,just ground beef.
Jake:Does it have cheese it in already? It looks like it has cheese in it. ...Ellie: It looks like diarrhea.
I wish I kept better track of these little anecdotes,but lets be honest...my brain is like mush!